Monthly Archives: August 2010

Timeslaughter Meets Youtube

It was only a matter of time before the delicious terribleness of Timeslaughter wormed its way onto Youtube. I can’t apologize enough for this atrocity, nor can I stop loving the shit out of it. It’s perhaps the best worst … Continue reading

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Sarah Meets A Chaos Marauder

Sarah caught me sneaking in some Warhammer Online tonight while she was supposed to be busy coloring the “Mr. Frog-a-frog” I drew for her. She was so curious, she climbed up onto my lap and started barking orders. I should … Continue reading

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80′s Cartoon Douchebags

You probably expected cartoon villains like Skeletor, Cobra Commander, or Megatron… no. I loved cartoon villains. They were part of the magic recipe of a good Saturday morning cartoon, but another piece of the recipe was wrong, slice-of-bologna-in-a-peanut-butter-sandwich wrong. For … Continue reading

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Since You Asked For It – Tentacle Porn!

I am shocked every single day when I look through my blog statistic and find that the top search remains “Tentacle Porn.” How do I beat the legion of tentacle fetishists that flock to my site? I don’t. I give … Continue reading

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The Myriad Ways Garbage Pail Kids Changed My Life

I suppose I could do a post about the life-molding power of the 80s in general, but nothing had a bigger impact in my tender years quite like Topps’ Garbage Pail Kids. If you were a child of that special … Continue reading

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Art Dump IV: Disciples II – Rise of the Elves

I was never officially an artist at Strategy First (wasn’t good enough, for one thing) but I was lead designer for this expansion pack back in 2003. When it looked like our deadlines were creeping up, I did help out … Continue reading

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This Is What You’re Looking For?!

I realize the blog is young and I should be excited to see new traffic coming in, whatever the source but you people creep me out. Click on Arnold to see the top searches that brought people to the site.

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Art Dump III: So Much Awesome…

A couple of years ago, I spent a lot of time creating animated avatars for people to use on message boards, often being blindsided with totally bizarre requests. I had a blast doing them and loved the challenge of trying … Continue reading

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The Last Exorcism Review – Fantasia 2010

Yet another Blair Witchy POV cam creepstraviganza! These things are unstoppable! You should already know if you like these kinds of movies. If you do, rest assured that this is one of the better ones. If you don’t – this … Continue reading

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Just To Clear Things Up…

With these “art dump” posts popping up recently, I worry that someone may stumble upon my blog and believe I lack any artistic merit. Most of the work I am posting is from 10 years ago, so I felt I … Continue reading

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