Category Archives: Things That Need To Die

80′s Cartoon Douchebags

You probably expected cartoon villains like Skeletor, Cobra Commander, or Megatron… no. I loved cartoon villains. They were part of the magic recipe of a good Saturday morning cartoon, but another piece of the recipe was wrong, slice-of-bologna-in-a-peanut-butter-sandwich wrong. For … Continue reading

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Since You Asked For It – Tentacle Porn!

I am shocked every single day when I look through my blog statistic and find that the top search remains “Tentacle Porn.” How do I beat the legion of tentacle fetishists that flock to my site? I don’t. I give … Continue reading

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I’m Going to Murder Your Family

Seriously, you little bastards. I’m coming for you with my can of WD-40 and an Aim n’ Flame once my legs heal. Not only did two dozen of your tribe attack me, unprovoked, you dared to follow me into my … Continue reading

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